Listen Up Gen Y! What NOT To Include On Your Resume

Listen Up Gen Y! What NOT To Include On Your Resume I  thoroughly enjoyed reading your responses to the  crazy things people actually  did in their  interviews. Since this is just too much fun, I found some unbelievable things that people have put on their resumes according to Resumania a Robert Half monthly column.   Rest assured, they didnt get the job!!   I Hope this brings a smile to your Friday!! Referees available on request. Proven ability to track down and correct erors. Experienced in all faucets of accounting. Worked party-time as an office assistant. Work history: Left job because disciplinary actions were taken for showing up late. An obsession for detail; I like to make sure I cross my is and dot my ts. Experience with LBM-compatible computers. I am  a rabid typist. I am loyal to my employer at all costs.   Please feel free to respond to my resume on my office voice mail. Cover letter: Ive updated my resume so its more appalling to employers. My compensation should be at least equal to my age. Happy Friday everyone!! (Photo by Jessica Mullen)